Yesterday I cleaned the coffeemaker by running vinegar through it.
Three people walked into the house several hours after the vinegar was poured down the sink. They squinched their noses, and I apologized for the smell.
I don’t know if this counts as a legitimate blog post or not, but I have to state this great scientific revelation:
- If you put coffee into a coffeemaker, it brews a soul-comforting beverage.
- If you run vinegar through a coffeemaker, it leaves a pungent odor that makes your teenager grouchy.
And this brings great meaning to Ephesians 5:18:
Be filled with the Spirit.
‘Cause you know, if you put anything else in your soul it gets a little stanky. (See how I went all ghetto there?)
Have you spent time with Jesus yet today?